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a piece of my mind

In my youth the word was hype

and it meant overwhelming ballyhoo and promotion till your teeth were set on edge and you wanted to cry for mercy – firstly pre-sell you must buy/look at/be the first to see/say, before a thing happened  (Jilly Cooper’s Rivals) and then the reviews.  

I suffer instant recoil from being told “the answer to everything is …”  I know the only way to sell generalization is to make it appear that this is the answer to the maiden’s prayer but the last thing in the world I want subsequently is white trousers, somebody playing at sex on a screen or Nigel Farage.  You may want this, I don’t. 

I used to say that I would like five minutes in a lift with Boris Johnson.

  I now know that, were Boris Johnson in a lift I wanted, I would avoid it.  I feel the same about Farage. I can’t get past that terrible hail fellow well met in a bar persona to the party.  If there is one.    I am not reassured just because he is fluent.   Talk’s cheap.   And he hasn’t put a price on the grand rethink he says he offers.

Whatever the Greens were, they are now something else.  There will be people of value among them but I read a line last week by a male columnist writing  “ I can’t get past how repelled I am by Zack Polanski”

and I am with him.   Wouldn’t trust him to the end of the street.

And the burden of most of the feedback on Labour’s local elections defeat is that Keir Starmer should “bite the bullet.”  

The problem is he doesn’t do bullets and the backbenchers seething for his departure forget that his success enabled their seats.  I am deeply tired of hearing about Labour infighting.

All those books about polo and rumpy pumpy that delight Jilly Cooper’s readers didn’t do it for me.  Don’t like the writing.  And being promised a penis for every breast uncovered – it will sell to somebody.  Not me.    My personal Cooper memory is more to do with her momentary warmth and kindness.

Who decides the shape of the weather forecasts? 

Given that it is widely agreed that weather systems are fragmented, why are we now asking whoever the broadcaster is to sum up the day that is passing, racing through the night, faster through the next day and tell us about what’s coming day three and four?  You can’t.  It’s meaningless, a breathless muddle of “it might ..” and “.. but there will be …” You don’t know.  Unless they make crystal balls part of graduating in meteorology.

Would some bright investigative reporter please start looking at the British Telecom walkaway 

before my  phone develops measles ?  Phone problems ?? Yup !!!  This weekend, on a landline, no outward calls and a voice saying “You do not have enough credit to make this call.  Please try later.”  I am reminded of the Bob Dylan line “With the stroke it will be 3.00 o clock/She said that for over an hour and I hung up.”   And the classic letter from the line provider “I do not know what is wrong with your phone.  I have used this system for five years without problems. “ 

File under “discuss”:   intelligent reassessment of AI,

like being made out of work  – that and all its other negatives.   And food shortages.   I saw one tv item on the first and two written articles which you wouldn’t see if you didn’t read a newspaper.     I read news because I find it more accessible that the repetition which too often passes for news or reportage.    Don’t tell me what you saw on social media – it’s about as reliable as the British weather – which is happily in no political party’s remit.   Yet.

I know I am old and I have lived too long though jumping off a bridge would upset those who  care for me.  And be horrible for everybody who had to deal with it.  

And this is only a piece of my mind, other bits shout hooray at three  blooms on the  rose  tree I was given  18 months ago, seeing  gathered young (6 of them,) having breakfast up the road in the sunshine, laughing and talking, life goes on …   

fallout

One of the things that fascinates me about journalism

is that somebody else – not often the person who is writing or speaking it – decides which way the item will be presented, slanted by need for audience, bias of producer, etc. and where we are up to in whatever story.

How can we go on being asked to be surprised at the depth of confusion and misinformation that surrounds Peter Mandelson? 

  It’s how he thrived.  You don’t need to be a major wheeler dealer, gay, a fixer or anything else of any weight.  Most of us know or have experience of somebody like that, from the “I just wasn’t quite sure about him” to the “No way, Jose!”      If he were a builder, you’d use him once but never again. 

Starmer is unpopular so he can’t do right for doing wrong.   It’s only 2 weeks max since I read an article which said, as he was going to be trashed at the forthcoming elections, he might usefully use the time left to make unpopular decisions, he was so unpopular already it wouldn’t make any difference to him and it might to us.

So he makes a decision – that’s difficult enough in the existing system of what I’d call endless chewing – bang. 

  And is promptly accused of throwing the head of the civil service under a bus.

Point of reference: making a decision has (at least) two sides and one of them is that somebody or bodies has to be in the wrong.    Unless you are the Faerie Queen.   And the Civil Service runs the country, never mind who is in power.

If there is a service to be rendered to British public life, it is to revise the system by which we are governed because it takes too long.  Or if it is to stay, we have to negotiate and accept a limited application of short cuts.   By the time all the considerations are over, the situation is likely changed.   Trump exploits this, Putin too (differently, same game) and Xi too.   

I began this week thinking “Oh, stop …”    Whinge, whinge, whinge about the state of our defences and no action.  This lamentably reduced military ability has been achieved over many years- when Labour and Starmer were not in power.

There is an old phrase “guns not butter” and successive governments, lulled into false security by peace, ran down the guns and distributed the butter – better housing and schooling, better medicine, more money around …    We are all very wise after the event.

The Armed Forces and the BBC have this in common: we over economised and wondered why the service faltered.   Neither organization connected with us, the poor devils who finance them. 

I can go on and on about television

(I don’t listen to radio – I confess I loved being part of it but don’t want to listen – never did) but I am bleakly cheered by more and more people complaining about the quality of scriptwriting and the gutlessness of production – an odd wonderful item is not enough when we all pay for this.   The repeats are like echoes down a well, repeating themselves and the programming is dire.   

The few good bits are tucked away later than most of the ageing population – which is the principal audience – stays awake.  

By the same token, the endless repetition

of the same complaints, and the same shortcomings – whether political or artistic – wearies us.  You can see why people switch off to football or snooker, to endless hooey about the Windsors larded with looking back at what once was,

But you can’t live in the past.  We are in the present.  And in that present, I have found joy in much better journalism that I knew existed which includes a piece about the Vice President JDVance and the memorable image “When you look … for Vance’s defining identity, the soul of his true self, there is nothing there, only a pile of receipts from… useful transactions.” (Gerard Baker, The Times.)    Which provoked a wonderful conversation on the bus last week with a CofE vicar, a girl in a wheelchair, a friend of mine and me – exchange, laughter and handshakes.

When did you last hear or see the word “soul” in a political piece?

not news

It is not news that Peter Mandelson

is bent (his conduct, not his sexuality).  And the thoughtful interpretation of his appointment to the US was that he would thus have quite a lot in common with the present administration.

It is not news that  every major figure with whom Peter Mandelson has been associated has thought they could contain him, manage him – and the failures are significant.

It is not news that there are all sorts of people who know more about the hole we are in that I do including a writer to The Times  letter column who explained that impeachment

– not used since 1806 – is still on the statute book and is within the power of the House of Commons in its corporate capacity. 

It is not news that one of the great pities of this administration (I know, you have a list) is how few in the cabinet or on the front benches can speak to camera.

Including the PM.

The ability to communicate through existing  media ie television and radio is key to modern politics – even if about nothing very much  like one N. Farage.

I want to send  Keir Starmer a book by Caroline Moorehead about Leonardo Sciascia

an early activist who documented the rise and spread of the Mafia from Sicily where he was born  throughout Italy, the how and why, to terrifying power.  The phrase “it can’t happen here” doesn’t apply.  It is.

Told over and over again that Starmer is “not a politician” – well then, let him look the future in the face, negotiate a way out and do something for all those who voted him for him – recalling the biggest post WWII result.  Forget career – what about the voters?

It is not news that twice recently I have seen Labour MPs who could communicate on television saying clearly that one of the casualties of this  mess  would be that everything Labour had begun to do would be forgotten.

As forgotten as abused children who are habitually forgotten because they make people uncomfortable. Child abuse whether of boys or girls is ugly.  And I can tell you from all those years of listening to people talk about their lives – yes, they go on.  They have jobs, relationships, children perhaps of their own – but they don’t forget.   That first betrayal – whether familial or systemic – runs like a scar down the middle of much.

It is not news –  at least, I hope it isn’t – that a small number of those who are abused, go on to be abusers.  So, in a fascinating piece of programming in the middle of national upheaval being tied to a man with a unique business ability and very nasty personal habits, Channel 4 ran another  documentary on Michael Jackson. 

In a promotion for which,  I heard a piece of tape in which  he said “I just wanted my father to love me,,, but he beat me.  He stripped me and beat me”.  And because I have a nasty mind, I wondered what else …

I  hope the endless recital of how this one was addicted to this drug, and that one to something else, and that one to sex and this one to money  will become not news.  But the convention is that through this, they have  come to personal happiness, parenthood and success in their chosen direction – so that even when you get a painful first person piece about addiction to nitazenes,

which apparently make heroin and fentanyl look like child’s play – you are in danger of eyeroll.

It is not news that we are in trouble – all sorts of trouble – and if this should lead to upheaval and reconsideration of the existing political  order – it will be unsettling  – but it’s overdue. Nor that the  base line of all this is money money money

For too  long, politicians of every persuasion have  hidden in the expediencies of the system.  It is not news  that Parliament is under  threat to move out of Westminster before it falls down.  If we have to undergo  systemic changes  to how Parliament functions at the same time – to the benefit of the electorate – so be it.

It is not news that trouble loves company and  problems don’t come singly.